The Rug Matches The Drapes

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The rug matches the drapes.

If a person wants to know if someone s pubic hair is the same color or in some cases same style as the hair on their head they might ask do the drapes match the carpet the drapes are hair. And as it turns out her carpet does in fact match the drapes kudos. It s a marvel of contemporary rug advertising that reads. Carpet is pubic hair.

The drapes on the other hand match both the material as well as the design of the rug but not in a literal and forced manner. The linen material goes perfectly with the rough feeling of the rug giving the whole space a vintage vibe. I ll bet the drapes don t match the carpet. Carpet being the pubic hair and drapes being the hair on her head.

This is akin to asking is she a true blond someone s obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation. Having finally been invited over for tea jane realized she may have misjudged emily. I heard your new girlfriend is a fire crotch. The carpet matches the drapes.

So does the carpet match the drapes. So the carpet matches the drapes huh. Whether the carpet matches the drapes. Vertalingen van het uitdrukking the carpet matches the drapes van engels naar nederlands en voorbeelden van het gebruik van the carpet matches the drapes in een zin met hun vertalingen.